Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Miami HEAT 2014 Season Preview: Theory of Man


When it comes to the Miami HEAT, fanalysts hate what they can't understand, fear what they can't conquer. I guess it's just the theory of man.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

LeBron James: Can He Shoot the HEAT to 72 Wins?



Miami Herald beat reporter Joe Goodman Jr. asked whether the Miami HEAT could win 72 games if LeBron James made 60% of his shots this season. Let's see what the numbers have to say...

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Dwyane Wade Is the Best Man Next to the Man


Dwyane Wade said while he's the Miami HEAT's second option on offense, he's one of the only second options in the NBA that averaged 20 points per game last season. Analysis of the highest scoring 2nd options in the NBA shows Wade was the most productive 2nd option on offense last season.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

HEAT Check: 2013 NFL Preview for HEAT Players' Favorite Teams



The experts predict the Miami Dolphins and Carolina Panthers will give Udonis Haslem, James Jones and Mario Chalmers bragging rights for the 2013 NFL season, but that won't be the case after Week 1.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Kyrie Irving Dickriders Gots To Chill



Kyrie Irving's become overrated despite missing an average of more than 25 games his last 3 seasons playing for the Duke Blue Devils and Cleveland Cavaliers.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Shaved Monkey Nuts Makes Me Proud


Fuck those threes he hit in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. I've only been proud of Shaved Monkey Nuts (aka Shane Battier) once since he joined the Miami HEAT.

Monday, July 22, 2013

HEAT Summer League: James Ennis, James Nunnally, D.J. Kennedy and Ian Clark Earned Training Camp Invitations



Miami HEAT went into the Summer Leagues needing a point guard and power forward and then waived Mike Miller. After losing their last game in Vegas, it was clear they found 3 winners of the "Chance to Replace Mike Miller Sweepstakes" but probably need to keep looking for a power forward. After their last game in Orlando, it was clear they found a potential point guard. That's not a bad summer's work for the front office.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

HEAT Summer League: Jarvis Varnado Had His Best Game of the Summer & James Ennis Is Having the Best Run In Vegas



Jarvis Varnado was dominant in the paint against the Cleveland Cavaliers to get the Miami HEAT into the Vegas Summer League semifinals, but 2013 2nd round draft pick James Ennis is the player that's been carrying the team in the desert.

Monday, July 15, 2013

HEAT Summer League: James Ennis Returned To Productivity In 3rd Game in 4 Days

James Ennis photo from nba.com/heat

James Ennis recovered from 2 unproductive summer league games to be the most productive player on the floor in his 3rd game in 4 days as the Miami HEAT head into a much needed day off.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

HEAT Summer League: D.J. Kennedy Dominated Day 1 in Vegas

D.J. Kennedy photo from nba.com/heat

D.J. Kennedy did what he wanted offensively in the Miami HEAT's 1st Vegas Summer League game after struggling with his shooting and scoring in Orlando.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

HEAT Summer League: Ian Clark Dominated His Final Game in Orlando But Chose Not To Play With Miami in Vegas



Ian Clark's performance in the final HEAT game of the Orlando Summer League left no doubt that he deserves an invitation to training camp while Jarvis Varnado still has something to prove when the HEAT begin playing in the Las Vegas Summer League on Saturday.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Thursday, July 11, 2013

HEAT Summer League: The High Rise of Eric Griffin



Eric Griffin, a dunker and shot-blocker with crazy hops from Campbell University, came out of nowhere to posterize Pistons center Andre Drummond and make a name for himself on the HEAT summer league team in Orlando.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

HEAT Summer League: James Ennis Breakthrough Game



Miami HEAT 2nd round draft pick James Ennis was the most productive player on the floor in the team's 94-80 domination of the Orlando Magic as they became the 1st team this year to sweep all 4 quarters in a summer league game.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Sunday, July 7, 2013

HEAT Summer League: Ian Clark Is Player to Watch After 1st Game


Ian Clark was the biggest story from the Miami HEAT's 1st game in the Orlando Summer League. The guard from Belmont University showed his shooting and defensive prowess in the NCAA could translate to a higher level of play.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Thursday, June 20, 2013

2013 NBA Finals: Miami HEAT Need To Be Faster & More Physical In Game 7



Miami HEAT will need to be better in transition and attacking the paint if they don't want Game 7 to come down to a miraculous 30 seconds like Game 6.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Danny Green: From Random Scrub HEAT Killer to Finals MVP?



How did HEAT fans end up in a situation where they could be watching a Random Scrub HEAT Killer like Danny Green become Finals MVP after breaking the record for threes in the NBA Finals? Good question. 

2013 NBA Finals: Older Gods Strike Back in Game 5. Will 3 Kings Defend the Throne in Game 6?



The Older Gods were faster, more physical, less fatigued and more aggressive than the Miami HEAT in Game 5 of the NBA Finals. What adjustments do the 3 Kings and Erik Spoelstra need to make for Game 6?

Friday, June 14, 2013

2013 NBA Finals: The 3 Kings Returned in Game 4, Will the Older Gods Strike Back in Game 5?



When the Miami HEAT needed the 3 Kings the most, they were there in a Flash to take back home-court advantage in the NBA Finals. Will they be able to withstand the wrath of the San Antonio Spurs' Older Gods in Game 5?

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Off the Index: What Does History Say About Jason Kidd Coaching the Nets?


Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov said he wants to win an NBA championship by 2015. He and Billy King must think Jason Kidd will be 1 of the greatest coaches of all-time for that to happen.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Miami HEAT 5 Factors for the Finals: Fast, Physical, Free Space, Fatigue & Foul Trouble



Miami HEAT trail the San Antonio Spurs 1-2 because they played weaker physically and mentally in 4 of the 5 factors for the NBA Finals.

Miami HEAT Out-Hustled & Out-Gunned in Game 3 of the NBA Finals



Miami HEAT must be fast and physical to create fatigue and foul trouble for the San Antonio Spurs if they want to defend their NBA title. They lost all four of those areas in Game 3 of the 2013 NBA Finals and got shot out the building by 36 points.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Dwyane Wade: Half-Man, Less Amazing On 1 Leg This Postseason



Dwyane Wade's knee injury has literally turned his offense into half-Wade, less amazing this postseason. This article breaks down the areas his performance declined and the impact it's had on the HEAT's ability to win games.

2013 NBA Finals: Game 2 Adjustments



Miami HEAT's key adjustments on offense for Game 2 include:
  • Chris Bosh finishing off the pick-and-roll in the paint and getting some baseline cuts like the Birdman 
  • More opportunities in transition for LeBron James
  • Replacing the isolation offense Dwyane Wade can't provide with his knee injury 

On defense, the key adjustments for the HEAT include:

Thursday, June 6, 2013

2013 NBA Finals Intro: Older Gods



The Miami HEAT's 3 Kings will give the older gods from the San Antonio Spurs their first loss in their last trip to the NBA Finals.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Feel This Moment: Will Miami HEAT Be Homicidal or Home-Sick in Game 6 vs. Pacers?



When properly motivated, the Miami HEAT are an unstoppable machine. What will be their motivation for Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Indiana Pacers?

Sunday, May 26, 2013

HEAT Need to Improve Defense & Turnovers to Defeat the Pacers



LeBron James' brilliant performance in Game 2 was ruined by poor defense and turnovers. The HEAT need to improve those areas if they want to win Game 3 and the series.

Old Man Swag: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Invented It, Tim Duncan's Just the Latest Living It


Tim Duncan had a great Game 3 against the Memphis Grizzlies to put the Spurs up 3-0 in the Western Conference Finals, but his old man swag can't compare to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's all-time scoring leader.

Friday, May 24, 2013

It Ain't No Fun: Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Just Pass Paul George Around For Game-Winners



Dwyane Wade told LeBron James to blow by Paul George for the game-winner because The Dogg Pound said it best, "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."

Dwyane Wade: Best SG in the NBA by the Numbers


How does Dwyane Wade end up 3rd Team All-NBA? Rarely touted, forever doubted seems to be his NBA legacy. A look at the numbers from the boxscore shows Wade was the most productive shooting guard in the NBA this season, despite struggling with rehab from knee surgery and bone bruises.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

HEAT Produced: Frank Vogel Beat Erik Spoelstra In a Race to the Bottom for Game 1



As Erik Spoelstra was choking away another Game 1 in the 2013 NBA Playoffs, Frank Vogel saved him with a Heimlich maneuver that forced defeat from the jaws of victory so he could swallow Spo's chewed up loss for himself.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

HEAT Produced: Key Matchups for 2013 Eastern Conference Finals


Based on HEAT players' production in the playoffs so far, going big with a lineup of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Ray Allen, Chris Bosh and Udonis Haslem could be the key to dominating matchups with the Indiana Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

2013 NBA Playoffs: Conference Finals Picks


Miami HEAT and San Antonio Spurs will be facing off when the Conference Finals are all said and done.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

22 Twos: Will Steph Curry Get 40 and a W in Game 2?



Will Steph Curry follow the example set by Chris Mullin 22 years ago in Game 2 of the Western Conference Semifinals against the San Antonio Spurs tonight?

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

HEAT Produced: 1 MVP Was Not Enough to Win Game 1 vs. Chicago Bulls


LeBron James said he couldn't have won his 4th MVP without his 14 teammates and the Miami HEAT coaching staff. Turns out he couldn't win Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals without them, either.

Monday, May 6, 2013

HEAT Check: Sweeping the Bulls is Mandatory


There's no excuse for the Miami HEAT to need more than 4 games to eliminate the Chicago Bulls from the NBA playoffs.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

2013 NBA Playoffs: Conference Semi-Finals Picks


The Spurs will blink before the HEAT and the Thunder will be pushed to the brink in the 2nd round of the 2013 NBA Playoffs.

Monday, April 29, 2013

HEAT Produced: Ray Allen Was Most Productive Player in 1st Round Sweep



LeBron James said this is the most efficient he's ever played in his career, but Ray Allen was more efficient and productive sweeping the Bucks.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

HEAT vs. Bucks Game 4: Clean Sweep


The HEAT injury report may have changed, but the mission hasn't: sweep the Bucks. If they play hard now, they can rest later.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

HEAT Produced: Complete Team Effort Needed to Dominate Game 3


Dwyane Wade, Mario Chalmers, LeBron James and Chris Bosh have not been on the same page at the same time in the first two games of the playoffs. That needs to change in order to get 1 step closer to achieving the true objective for the series against the Bucks.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Miami HEAT vs. Milwaukee Bucks: What Will It Take For a Sweep?



Will the HEAT sweep the Bucks? They got this. There are three keys for the team, players and coaches to focus on if they want to break out the brooms next week.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Week 24 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Award Tour


It’s the last week of the regular season, all 8 playoff spots are clinched and 6 of the playoff seeds are set. That means the only thing left to do is reflect on the season and analyze who the award winners will be in the last Fanalyst Rankings of the regular season.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Week 23 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Anti-Tanking Edition



The NBA season has reached that point where teams start tanking games for the draft lottery or the playoffs. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyzes how the best teams in the East would rank if the NBA implemented a new playoff system that placed more emphasis on division and conference records.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Week 22 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Game Winners, 2nd Edition



The best teams in the NBA win most of their games going away, but when shit gets real they have to be able to win games with clutch shots. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyze the clutch shooting for the best teams in the East when teams are separated by no more than 3 pts with less than 24 seconds in the 4th quarter or overtime.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Week 21 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Tony Starks Edition



NBA teams face 2 battles: their opponents and their injuries. It takes Iron Men and depth to survive the grind of 82 games. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyzes the games missed by the starters for the best teams in the Eastern Conference.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Off the Index: 2013 March Madness Picks



It's March Madness and that means it's time for brackets. Here are my brackets from Yahoo! and you can find the biases that influenced those picks listed in this post.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Week 19 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Best Supporting Cast


The Miami HEAT blew out the Pacers with LeBron James producing a season-low 13 points while Mario Chalmers (26 points) and Chris Bosh (24 points), the team’s 5th and 3rd leading scorers, stepped up to lead the team in scoring. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyze the supporting casts for the best teams in the Eastern Conference.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Monday, March 4, 2013

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Chris Bosh: Will He Get His Mind Right for the Knicks?


There's a big difference in Chris Bosh's play before and after Lil' Wayne announced he fucked his wife at a party during NBA All-Star Weekend. Will Bosh be able to put that shit behind him to be successful against Tyson Chandler and the Knicks on Sunday?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Week 17 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Follow the Leaders



Dwyane Wade, the all-time leading scorer in Miami HEAT history, scored his 16,000th point over the weekend. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyzes how the active all-time leaders for the best franchises in the East will impact their teams’ performances.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Week 16 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Raisin in the Sun Edition



Since the Lakers are the biggest story and disappointment in the NBA going into the all-star break, this week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyze whether the best teams in the East withered under the heat of preseason expectations like A Raisin in the Sun or produced the fruits of success in the 1st half of the season.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Week 15 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Everybody Makes a Run



No lead is safe in the NBA because every team makes a run during the game. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyze which teams build the biggest leads and the largest margin of safety for winning.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Week 14 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Posterize or Die Trying



The NBA is about survival of the fittest. Win or lose. Dunk or be dunked on. Posterize or die trying. That’s why the best teams make the best highlights. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyze how the best teams in the Eastern Conference attack and protect the rim.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Week 13 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: Stars Edition



Martin Luther King Jr. said, “Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” On MLK Day, this week’s Fanalyst Rankings shine a light on the real stars for the best teams in the Eastern Conference instead of the ones that cloud the fans’ perception.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Week 12 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: All 3 Everything



Nothing changes a game faster than a three-pointer. This week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyzes the three-point attacks of the best teams in the Eastern Conference.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Tuesday, January 1, 2013