Showing posts with label shaved monkey nuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shaved monkey nuts. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Shaved Monkey Nuts Makes Me Proud
Fuck those threes he hit in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. I've only been proud of Shaved Monkey Nuts (aka Shane Battier) once since he joined the Miami HEAT.
Saturday, July 6, 2013
On to the Offseason: Title Run Recap & Summer League Preview
A quick look at the predictions and production for the Miami HEAT playoff and summer league teams as the NBA offseason begins.
Friday, June 21, 2013
2013 NBA Finals: Humble & Grateful
Miami HEAT were pushed to the brink by the Older Gods, but in the end the 3 Kings prevailed in Game 7.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
HEAT Check: The Difference Between HEAT vs. Thunder Then and Spurs Now
LeBron James, Mario Chalmers, Udonis Haslem and Dwyane Wade were more productive against the Thunder in the 2012 NBA Finals than they've been against the Spurs in the 2013 NBA Finals. Let's take a look at the numbers to see where their production's declined.
Monday, April 29, 2013
HEAT Produced: Ray Allen Was Most Productive Player in 1st Round Sweep
LeBron James said this is the most efficient he's ever played in his career, but Ray Allen was more efficient and productive sweeping the Bucks.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
HEAT Produced: LeBron James and Shaved Monkey Nuts Need to Improve in Game 2
LeBron James dominated the Bucks in Game 1 but there's 1 area he and the Miami HEAT need to improve in Game 2 to ensure the series ends next Sunday.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Week 8 NBA Fanalyst Rankings: The Defense Edition
Teams need to get stops to be elite in the NBA and this week’s Fanalyst Rankings analyzes how well the best teams in the East do just that.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
HEAT Produced: No Defense = Blown Out in Shanghai
The Miami HEAT didn't give a fuck about defense and were blown out in their final exhibition of the China Games against the LA Clippers.
Monday, September 24, 2012
Shaved Monkey Nuts: 2012 Season Review
One thing Amar'e Stoudemire and I have in common is no love for Shane Battier, so let's review Shaved Monkey Nuts' worst plays, performances, stats and splits from the 2012 season.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
HEAT Check: The Origin of #ShavedMonkeyNuts
One phrase has been synonymous with Shane Battier since he joined the Miami HEAT: #ShavedMonkeyNuts. But how many HEAT fans know the phrase started with Robin Harris?
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Miami HEAT, Ray Allen and Fab Melo: The Definition of Insanity
Given the HEAT's experience with free agents the last two seasons, who's crazier for being excited about Ray Allen and Fab Melo: HEAT fans or management?
Friday, June 22, 2012
2012 Championship HEATcast
The Miami HEAT won the 2012 championship and every angle of the NBA Finals was discussed on the HEATcast along with a quick analysis of what the team needs to address in the NBA draft on June 28th.
HEAT Produced: 2012 NBA Finals? It. Is. Finished.
Chris Bosh saved his most productive playoff game for last to help the Miami HEAT blowout the Oklahoma City Thunder to win the 2012 NBA Championship.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
HEAT Produced: Mario Chalmers Silenced the Thunder in Game 4
LeBron James dominated the second and third quarters to get the Miami HEAT the lead after a bad start, but Mario Chalmers dominated the fourth quarter to give his team a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
HEAT Produced: LeBron James & Miami Slowly Breaking Down Kevin Durant & Thunder
The Oklahoma City Thunder have outplayed the Miami HEAT through 3 games but the gap is shrinking. Will the HEAT break through in Game 4?
Monday, June 11, 2012
HEATcast: Everything You Need To Know About the Finals Before They Start
Before the Miami HEAT and Oklahoma City Thunder tip-off the NBA Finals, the HEATcast discussed the biggest question marks in the series and predicted who will win the coaching matchup, which players will be the best defender and reserve, the best game of the series to watch and the moment that will blow up Twitter.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
HEATcast: Before & After Games 6 and 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals
Doubt and disappointment from Miami HEAT fans after Game 5 changed to awe and joy after LeBron James performance in Game 6. The Miami Heat Index discussed the differences before and after Game 6, expectations before Game 7 and predictions for what will happen afterwards with Alfredo Arteaga from HeatFreak.com and Pheana Winfield the Queen of HEAT News on this week's HEATcast.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
LeBron James & Dwyane Wade: Can It Be All So Simple in Game 6?
Can the analysis for Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals be this simple for the Miami HEAT? The Three Kings need to produce like the stars they've been their whole careers.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
HEATcast: Curse of the Traveling HEAT Fans
Was the Miami HEAT's 101-91 loss to the Boston Celtics in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals a curse or coincidence? A blogger and his wife discussed whether their presence ended the team's 5-game winning streak on this week's HEATcast.
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