Fuck those threes he hit in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. I've only been proud of Shaved Monkey Nuts (aka Shane Battier) once since he joined the Miami HEAT.
What did Shaved Monkey Nuts do to make me proud? He responded to @Unique1019TH, a HEAT fan on twitter and contributor to this blog, with a CLASSIC DM.
@ShaneBattier Can you send a ShoutOut to @MIA_Heat_Index? He's one of your biggest fans
— Tracy D'Ninja (@Unique1019_TH) July 27, 2013
Fuck Duke. Fuck black athletes that think it's OK to celebrate a championship by eating at Denny's, and fuck being like the rest of the bloggers that think that shit's a cool story.
I don't want to be 1 of the corporate heaux bloggers this sick, racist and corrupt world accepts. I don't do this blog for mainstream acceptance.
So I'm proud that Shaved Monkey Nuts thinks I'm ignorant and clueless. It just confirms that I'm onto something.
And I still hope a hurricane blows his new home outta Coral Gables...
Hopefully #ShavedMonkeyNuts new house won't survive hurricane season RT @hothothoops: Shane Battier drops $3.22 mil on Coral Gables house
— reservoirgod (@MIA_Heat_Index) July 25, 2013
More Battier Beef:
- The Origin of Shaved Monkey Nuts
- Why I Hate Shaved Monkey Nuts
- The Good, the Battier & the Ugly of HEAT Free Agency
- Where's the Value of Shaved Monkey Nuts' Defense?
- Shaved Monkey Nuts Is Stressed Out
LOL He balled out for your team in championship play TWICE and you can't even give him the respect he's due. He spaces the floor and keeps Wade and James out of foul trouble by taking their natural match ups half the game. You were wrong: He was a great pick up and Harden is a max player! Shane is not "black" he's biracial and raised by the white side. What, was he supposed to by a bunch of platinum jewelery and start speaking ebonics? Dallas beat the heat while making LESS total baskets because they torched the Heat behind the 3 point line. They almost went down again except they light bulb finally went off in Spoestra's head, "We probably shouldn't leave Danny Green." "3 and D" is a well known valuable roll player. And who "reps the hood" then uses some geek stat to tell him who's ballin'. Ghetto pass revoked. Enjoy your Denny's.
ReplyDeleteI hope you get tested on a regular basis. Dick riding Shaved Monkey Nuts is the leading cause of HIV among basketball fans.
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