Sunday, January 19, 2014

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Miami HEAT 2014 Season Preview: Theory of Man


When it comes to the Miami HEAT, fanalysts hate what they can't understand, fear what they can't conquer. I guess it's just the theory of man.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

LeBron James: Can He Shoot the HEAT to 72 Wins?



Miami Herald beat reporter Joe Goodman Jr. asked whether the Miami HEAT could win 72 games if LeBron James made 60% of his shots this season. Let's see what the numbers have to say...

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Dwyane Wade Is the Best Man Next to the Man


Dwyane Wade said while he's the Miami HEAT's second option on offense, he's one of the only second options in the NBA that averaged 20 points per game last season. Analysis of the highest scoring 2nd options in the NBA shows Wade was the most productive 2nd option on offense last season.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

HEAT Check: 2013 NFL Preview for HEAT Players' Favorite Teams



The experts predict the Miami Dolphins and Carolina Panthers will give Udonis Haslem, James Jones and Mario Chalmers bragging rights for the 2013 NFL season, but that won't be the case after Week 1.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Kyrie Irving Dickriders Gots To Chill



Kyrie Irving's become overrated despite missing an average of more than 25 games his last 3 seasons playing for the Duke Blue Devils and Cleveland Cavaliers.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Shaved Monkey Nuts Makes Me Proud


Fuck those threes he hit in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. I've only been proud of Shaved Monkey Nuts (aka Shane Battier) once since he joined the Miami HEAT.

Monday, July 22, 2013

HEAT Summer League: James Ennis, James Nunnally, D.J. Kennedy and Ian Clark Earned Training Camp Invitations



Miami HEAT went into the Summer Leagues needing a point guard and power forward and then waived Mike Miller. After losing their last game in Vegas, it was clear they found 3 winners of the "Chance to Replace Mike Miller Sweepstakes" but probably need to keep looking for a power forward. After their last game in Orlando, it was clear they found a potential point guard. That's not a bad summer's work for the front office.