Showing posts with label 2012 free agency. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2012 free agency. Show all posts

Friday, July 20, 2012

22 Twos for Daryl Morey's Dick Riders


Special shoutout to NBA analysts in the mainstream media that continue to dick ride Daryl Morey's ability to collect mediocre players and chase superstars that don't want to play for the Houston Rockets.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

HEAT Produced: Low Expectations For Rashard Lewis


Don't expect Rashard Lewis to add any wins to the Miami HEAT roster unless Trainer Jay Sabol has a Hot Tub Time Machine at American Airlines Arena.

Free Agency Cinema: Short-Term Thinking




This clip from The Matrix Revolutions sums up how I feel about the Miami HEAT's decision to pursue old ass veterans instead of young ones this offseason.

HEAT Check: Rashard Lewis + Ray Allen = Seattle Dick Riders


It's funny how everybody wants to be a Seattle Supersonics dickrider now that the HEAT signed Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis.

Monday, July 9, 2012

HEAT Check: How Much Does Ray Allen Impact the HEAT's Bench Ranking?


While the Miami HEAT continue to search for free agents to strengthen their bench, let's analyze how productive the reserves were last season and how much the addition of Ray Allen can improve it.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Saturday, June 30, 2012

HEATcast: Everything HEAT Fans Need To Know About the 2012 Off-Season


The Miami Heat Index previewed the impact the 2012 Draft and free agency could have on the Miami HEAT's title defense against playoff teams in the Eastern Conference and title contenders from the Western Conference.